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Hooooo.........kay.........

Serious creepy points. You gets them, they are belong to you.

Well, it was short

But high quality. Thank you for not wasting my time!

FFIV Love theme?

BEST LOVE THEME EVER!!!!!

Not bad, rather liked it

Fairly fun, and the graphics were original and inspired. The trains themselves could have used a bit of work, but good job otherwise.

The good, the bad, and the dot dot dot

I think I'lll write some good and bad.

The good is that this is a great parody of what it means to be an RPG. Really, you aren't playing a GAME. You're just selecting things from menus, which in essence could be reduced to a single button. It's kind of a statement, really. The author is trying to say that RPG's, in and of themself, are a bit silly, and pulls off his commentary well. As for the choice of animation style, using simplistic stick men was obviously a design choice to emphasize the over-designed look of modern RPG characters, to whom a grossly overstated amount of design is placed in lieu of actual character development and story.

Ok, actually I'm pretty much just complaining about FFXIII here.

In all, this was a pretty good movie. I really liked the tongue-in-cheek feel of it, and the animation/sound/art was pretty good too. Bravo.

Now for the bad...

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i reley dont wan to say this, but i have to now.
this game is so esey. i mean, all you do is hit the spacebar. thats it! how is this an RPG anyway? you cant contrail anything but what it says on the screen! what if i didnt want to buy the potion? what apout quests? all you can upgrade is stranth? there is no way you can lose to the boss at the end! this game is crap! its not even an RPG at all! i mean look at it! in what way is this supposed to be an RPG if you can do quests and stuff? all you do is press one butten the entier time! explain to me! the athore coments al totol lies! is it supposed to be stick dudes? i dont even know how this damn game got the daily 3rd prize, or a rating of 4.26!
pepole think this review is worthles.
go ahead! say it! i dont care! im just trying to make a point here!
blam this piece of crap!!!!

I'm sorry your game sucks so much.

Good try, though.

Ok, so for the constructive criticism... Your game is, to be brief, too repetive. The visuals are far too basic. The sound is bland, and the controls, though functional, are based completely on chance (chance that, strangely, seems to favor the opponent... hmm....) The addition of a feature that allows you to create your own tile deck would be a superb addtion, since I repeatedly found I was getting tiles I had no want nor use for.

This game is not entirely unperfect.

But it certainly isn't fun, either.

Bravo.

I had a girlfriend like that once. She had huge knockers. It was awesome.

Outstanding!

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